“Dude, there’s a ghost on the bus. I don’t know what to do; it just woke me up. I’m getting out of here.”
“Alright, I’ll call Dave Ghostman.”
WHO PUT BELLA IN THE WITCH ELM is a graffiti message that started appearing soon after a 1941 unsolved murder. The graffiti was last sprayed onto the side of a 200 year-old obelisk on 18 August 1999, in white paint. On 18 April, 1943, four boys were poaching in Hagley Woods near to Wychbury Hill when they came across a large Wych Hazel, a tree often confused by local residents with a Wych Elm. Believing this a good place to hunt birds’ nests, one boy attempted to climb the tree to investigate. As he was climbing, he glanced down into the hollow trunk and discovered a skull, believing it to be that of an animal. However, after seeing human hair and teeth, he realized that he was holding a human skull.
two weeks ago, i was having such a bad day that i really couldn’t take it anymore, and i ended up crying in class.
a girl came up to me and literally begged me to stop crying. she said she didn’t want to see my cry because i’m such a happy person.
i’m really not.
i’ve been trying so hard to be happy, i really have, but i can only seem to look the part.
i’m just always so sad all the time.
the smallest thing anyone says or does can make me feel like complete fucking shit.
all i ever think about is killing myself and ways to kill myself.
i’ve even got a song to play on repeat for if i ever do.
i’ve got my whole suicide letter written out in my head.
i’m just waiting for the day i finally break.
i don’t even know why i’m posting this. people from school follow me.
i guess this is just my cry for attention.
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
harry: let’s finish this the way we started
harry: together
voldemort: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
Cool story about Jared: When he went to go sign Byron’s picture, my Sharpie that he was using would not go on the picture because it was raining out and the picture was glossy. He continued to try really hard and even scraped the wet end of the Sharpie on his pants just so that the ink would go on the paper and not the water. There was dent on the picture of his autograph because of how hard he tried to sign it.
